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DAY OFF
Chapter 2
>Day Off
>It’s moments like these you look forward to. Suffocated with silence as your mind goes blank.
>Although it is the means of transportation provided by BOSS, you are always easily COMFORTED when traveling through the LIGHTBEAM.
>You are not CONSCIOUS in the LIGHTBEAM nor are you UNCONSCIOUS. Your brain is off, and your thoughts are NONEXISTENT.
>The way you feel now… if only this euphoria lasted forever.
>Although it is the means of transportation provided by BOSS, you are always easily COMFORTED when traveling through the LIGHTBEAM.
>You are not CONSCIOUS in the LIGHTBEAM nor are you UNCONSCIOUS. Your brain is off, and your thoughts are NONEXISTENT.
>The way you feel now… if only this euphoria lasted forever.
>Touchdown!
>Surely this crash landing didn’t wake up the neighbors.
>That is a joke. You traveled through a LIGHTBEAM. Light does not emit sound.
>That was also a joke.
>There's literally nobody nearby.
>Surely this crash landing didn’t wake up the neighbors.
>That is a joke. You traveled through a LIGHTBEAM. Light does not emit sound.
>That was also a joke.
>There's literally nobody nearby.
>All that peace and quiet had to end eventually. Why would anything GOOD last? You know this lesson already.
>Unexpected LIGHTBEAM travels make the brain fuzzy. Everytime they travel through the LIGHTBEAM our COSMIC ANGELS are being stretched into particles of light and their forms are being reconfigured the entire duration they are soaring to their destination. This intergalactic phenomenon then creates the fast shooting beam that allows them to easily travel all across the OMNIVERSE.
>Unexpected LIGHTBEAM travels make the brain fuzzy. Everytime they travel through the LIGHTBEAM our COSMIC ANGELS are being stretched into particles of light and their forms are being reconfigured the entire duration they are soaring to their destination. This intergalactic phenomenon then creates the fast shooting beam that allows them to easily travel all across the OMNIVERSE.
>Can’t forget these!
>Now that you’ve snapped out of it, you are hit with the reality of the situation.
>Work!? On your day off? You haven’t had a day off in so long! Your last one was… yesterday! This sucks!!! Unexpected work is the worse and this just ruined your entire week.
>Work!? On your day off? You haven’t had a day off in so long! Your last one was… yesterday! This sucks!!! Unexpected work is the worse and this just ruined your entire week.
>While the drama queen cries over there, Val’s MOBILE DEVICE is blowing up.
>It looks like it’s BOSS. Of course it is, the only people you have as CONTACTS are Finn and BOSS, and Finn doesn’t even use his MOBILE DEVICE. Maybe you should pick it up for him before he forgets it here.
>BOSS gets very upset if he doesn’t get a response. The thing is, it's the same protocol every time you two are assigned a job. You two walk around while he demands that you’re on CLIPBOARD DUTY. You will respond to him once you mentally settle.
>Fuck clipboard duty.
>It looks like it’s BOSS. Of course it is, the only people you have as CONTACTS are Finn and BOSS, and Finn doesn’t even use his MOBILE DEVICE. Maybe you should pick it up for him before he forgets it here.
>BOSS gets very upset if he doesn’t get a response. The thing is, it's the same protocol every time you two are assigned a job. You two walk around while he demands that you’re on CLIPBOARD DUTY. You will respond to him once you mentally settle.
>Fuck clipboard duty.
>Finn and Val are tasked with searching the planet DV5T8-0W1.
>Our two COSMIC ANGELS are blessing the entire OMNIVERSE by purging all evil. They will wander this planet for its inhabitants and determine if they are GOOD or BAD, then BOSS takes care of the rest.
>That’s where CLIPBOARD DUTY comes in… Fucking clipboard duty…
>Our two COSMIC ANGELS are blessing the entire OMNIVERSE by purging all evil. They will wander this planet for its inhabitants and determine if they are GOOD or BAD, then BOSS takes care of the rest.
>That’s where CLIPBOARD DUTY comes in… Fucking clipboard duty…
>The fucking worse.
>It sucks, it’s terrible! Finn is so lucky he’s spoiled himself from such a terrible job. Maybe you should also doodle all over the clipboard paper… No… that would upset BOSS, and NOBODY wants to upset BOSS.
>It sucks, it’s terrible! Finn is so lucky he’s spoiled himself from such a terrible job. Maybe you should also doodle all over the clipboard paper… No… that would upset BOSS, and NOBODY wants to upset BOSS.
>Enough of the complaining and moping, lets get this over with.
>Another day.
>A repetitious cycle.
>This is all you’ve ever known.
>Another day.
>A repetitious cycle.
>This is all you’ve ever known.
[ SOME TIME LATER ]
>All that no complaining had to end eventually. Why would anything good last? You know this lesson already.
<FINN> For a rock that looked to be pretty far from its sun this place is awfully hot! I don’t think I’ve ever sweat this much…
<FINN> Oh gosh we’ve been walking around forever… I can’t take this anymore… Val I might pass out…
<FINN> Val we need to find a place that's cool I can’t take this anymore…
>The complaining wouldn’t be so bad if you didn’t have to carry around this FUCKING clipboard. You two have been walking around for awhile, maybe we should check the UNIVERSAL TIME.
>All that no complaining had to end eventually. Why would anything good last? You know this lesson already.
<FINN> For a rock that looked to be pretty far from its sun this place is awfully hot! I don’t think I’ve ever sweat this much…
<FINN> Oh gosh we’ve been walking around forever… I can’t take this anymore… Val I might pass out…
<FINN> Val we need to find a place that's cool I can’t take this anymore…
>The complaining wouldn’t be so bad if you didn’t have to carry around this FUCKING clipboard. You two have been walking around for awhile, maybe we should check the UNIVERSAL TIME.
>Okay! Only two minutes have passed, surely this won’t be a long day of clipboard carrying…
>Being sarcastic during these trying times is not comforting in the slightest. This fucking sucks.
>Oh look, a text! You’ll respond to this later.
>Being sarcastic during these trying times is not comforting in the slightest. This fucking sucks.
>Oh look, a text! You’ll respond to this later.
>As if clipboard duty was already bad, you do not want to tell Finn the bad news.
>It looks like he has already died. Problem solved!
>Okay enough! We still have lots of ground to cover. Let's keep searching.
>It looks like he has already died. Problem solved!
>Okay enough! We still have lots of ground to cover. Let's keep searching.
[M] - Desert Tunes
[ MINUTES LATER ]
[ ...but just 2 more ]
13:04UT
>Things are looking bleak. It's only been 4 minutes since you two started this treacherous journey across this empty rock. There doesn't seem to be any sign of life... maybe this whole thing was a waste. Some elaborate plot to just mock you two.
>You wouldn’t hold it against BOSS to do something as cruel as that.
[ ...but just 2 more ]
13:04UT
>Things are looking bleak. It's only been 4 minutes since you two started this treacherous journey across this empty rock. There doesn't seem to be any sign of life... maybe this whole thing was a waste. Some elaborate plot to just mock you two.
>You wouldn’t hold it against BOSS to do something as cruel as that.
>But even in the universe's darkest moments, a light still shines.
>A light so blinding, our COSMIC ANGELS are frozen at the sheer spectacle that lays before them.
>A light so blinding, our COSMIC ANGELS are frozen at the sheer spectacle that lays before them.
[END OF CHAPTER 2]
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